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Tartare

Works once, stops & smoke comes out

Seared

Works once & stops, but no smoke

Rare

Works over & over but only on the bench

Medium Rare

Works repeatedly, but has wires sticking out at odd places

Medium

Works as supposed to but stops randomly

Meduim Well

Works until you break it

Well

Reliably does what it's supposed to even with human intervention.

Crispy

Reliably does what it's supposed to, with "cool" new features

Charcoal

Can no longer be operated - too many features

Shermanized

So many features that it works once, stops & smoke comes out