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IN HEAVEN
The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
The Swiss are the administrators
IN HELL
The British are the chefs
The Swiss are the lovers
The French are the mechanics
The Italians are the administrators
The Germans are the police
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Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
Todays Churchill Thought
Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile, so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time.
