1st |
It's bound to be around here somewhere. |
Probably in plain sight and in the last place you look. |
2nd |
Don't tell anybody what you are making until you are done. |
Keep options open & failure to yourself. |
3rd |
Nobody ever rammed a dock too slowly. |
Make small mistakes. |
4th |
Instructions are for those who don't know what they are doing. |
Louie's corollary |
5th |
Go big or stay home. |
Quality, not quantity. |
6th |
The other guy's job is always easier. |
and pays better. |
7th |
On a given day, somebody is faster than you. |
Gunslingers Maxim. |
8th |
A larger or better armed vessel has the right-of-way. |
Pick your battles. |
9th |
Don't correct other people's "reality". |
It makes mortal enemies. |
10th |
Try everything twice - there's a little fear the first time. |
You will never know until you do try. |
11th |
Winning is often just giving up last. |
It ain’t over til it's over, hang in til the end |
12th |
If you know where you're going, its easier to get there |
And you'll know when you arrive. |
13th |
Sic Transit Gloria |
All fame is fleeting. |
14th |
You are never too old to ride a roller coaster |
Steinway’s Corollary. |
15th |
Buy a man a drink and he will be thirsty tomorrow. Teach a man to brew, and he will be drunk the rest of his life. |
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16th |
You either game the system or the sytem games you. |
Anne Marie's corollary |
17th |
Everybody gots' to die a somethin'. |
Arrabella Smalls Final Law |