Bob's Laws

 1)

It's bound to be around here somewhere.

Probably in plain sight

 2)

Don't tell anybody what you're making until you're done.

Keep your options open

 3)

You can't ram the dock too slowly.

Make your mistakes small

 4)

Instructions are for those who don't know what they are doing.

Louie's corollary: Look at the picture & make what they meant to design.

 5)

Go big or stay home.

Quality, not quantity

 6)

The other guy's job is always easier.

and pays better

 7)

On a given day, somebody's faster.

Gunslingers Maxim

 8)

The larger vessel has the right-of-way.

Pick you batltes.

 9)

Don't correct other's "reality".

It makes mortal enemies

10)

Try everything twice - there's a little fear the first time.

11)

Winning is sometimes just giving up last.

It aint over til it's over, hang in til the end

12)

If you know where you're going, its easier to get there

13)

Sic Transit Gloria

14)

Everybody gots' to die a somethin'.

The Final Law