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Wanted A nanny for two adorable children

 

If you want this choice position; Have a cheery disposition.

Rosy cheeks, no warts; Play games. All sorts.

You must be kind, you must be witty; Very sweet and fairly pretty.

Takes on outings, give us treats; Sing songs, bring sweets.

Never be cross or cruel; Never give us castor oil or gruel.

Love us as a son and daughter; and never smell of barley water.

If you won't scold and dominate us; we will never give you cause to hate us.

We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see; Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea

Hurry, nanny: Many thanks, Jane and Michael Banks

 

 

Wanted a companion for one adorable adult man

 

If you want this choice position;

Have a cheery disposition.

Rosy cheeks, no warts;

Play games. All sorts.

You must be kind, you must be witty;

Very sweet and fairly pretty.

Go on outings, give treats;

Sing songs, bring sweets.

Never be cross or cruel;

Never give castor oil or gruel.

Won't scold and dominate;

Never give cause to hate.

Won't hide your spectacles so you can't see;

Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea

Please Hurry:

Many thanks,

Michael Banks

Todays Churchill Thought

Churchill was approached by a rather attractive and well-endowed woman. "Mr. Churchill," she declared, "I traveled over a hundred miles this morning for the unveiling of your bust.""Madam, I assure you," he enthusiastically replied, "in that regard I would gladly return the favor!"During World War II, as Churchill was getting dressed, an aide was reading him the news: On a cold January night with the temperature below freezing, a seventy-five year old man had been arrested for having sex with a nineteen-year-old prostitute on the lawn in Hyde Park. Churchill replied to the aide, "My God! Sex in public, temperature below-zero, over seventy-five with a nineteen year-old! It makes one proud to be an Englishman"

 

The question is

Why the Dino?

 

 

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