The Rich - Anyone who makes more than me.

Loophole - A deduction someone else gets.

Fair Tax - One somebody else pays.

Socialism - winning at poker without having to bet.

Expert - Someone who knows more and more, about less and less, until they know absolutely everything about nothing.

A Society that values Philosophers more than Plumbers will have neither philosophy nor plumbing that works.

Bobstreprous - Being the "Devils Advocate" to keep the conversation lively.