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Along the Midway


All new! All spectacular!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Step right up and prepare to be amazed!

He’s incredible! He’s unbelievable! You’ll be dazzled. You’ll be astounded!

You ain’t prepared ‘cause he’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Don’t be bashful, don’t be shy, step right up for a tantalizing glimpse of what’s in store.


That old thing?

No, no, no, Clementine. He isn’t what he used to be and he isn’t where he used to be.

The management hasn’t changed but he’s a whole new animal.

He’s a man of mystery and wonder you won’t believe.

That’s not all! He has adorable pets, a plethora of toys, balloons, souvenirs, delectable snacks and beverages, get your fortune told, go on a boat ride, have glass of wine, experience the healthful effects of gourmet food, and more!


Tickets? You don’t need tickets, just rip ‘em right up!

FREE! Yes! You heard me right; free, always free.

No purchase necessary, come as often as you like.

All it takes to earn this fabulous experience is a few small emails and a large sense of humor.


Todays Churchill Thought

Churchill was approached by a rather attractive and well-endowed woman. "Mr. Churchill," she declared, "I traveled over a hundred miles this morning for the unveiling of your bust.""Madam, I assure you," he enthusiastically replied, "in that regard I would gladly return the favor!"During World War II, as Churchill was getting dressed, an aide was reading him the news: On a cold January night with the temperature below freezing, a seventy-five year old man had been arrested for having sex with a nineteen-year-old prostitute on the lawn in Hyde Park. Churchill replied to the aide, "My God! Sex in public, temperature below-zero, over seventy-five with a nineteen year-old! It makes one proud to be an Englishman"


The question is

Why the Dino?